Posted 1 week ago
patrickthomson:

this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around

patrickthomson:

this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around

Posted 1 week ago

"I an cornholio."

Posted 1 week ago

Captain America with a fucking ‘stache

Posted 2 weeks ago

"Because you’re like a zombie.and you have no control over.the force that makes you pickle…" #LuzBooze

Posted 2 weeks ago

You bitches should join me for a pantless party!

Posted 2 weeks ago

Playing bingo tonight. Fuck you.

Posted 2 weeks ago

snorlaxatives:

7 billion people, 14 billion ass cheeks

Posted 3 weeks ago

Rum and coke in a children’s Thor cup.

Posted 3 weeks ago
Posted 3 weeks ago

Fuck you, I meant rum. So now you also get my sausage finger. Eat a dick.

Posted 3 weeks ago

Fuck you, I have a sword and run.

Posted 4 weeks ago

"I’m going to call some shit out of some balls."

Posted 4 weeks ago

Fuck you, I call Bingo tonight. Feel free to join us at The Wurst.Bar.

Posted 1 month ago

"Nipples are like the feet of your boobs." #LuzBooze

Posted 1 month ago