Posted 6 days ago

Kind of sad when a room with motion controlled lights and 4 people still manages to go dark.

Posted 1 week ago

Just made my bed.

#FuckingAdult

Posted 1 week ago

I just heard a prayer for ‘Murica…

Posted 2 weeks ago

Mmmmmmmmm, chewy beer.

Posted 1 month ago
patrickthomson:

this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around

patrickthomson:

this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around

Posted 1 month ago

"I an cornholio."

Posted 1 month ago

Captain America with a fucking ‘stache

Posted 1 month ago

"Because you’re like a zombie.and you have no control over.the force that makes you pickle…" #LuzBooze

Posted 1 month ago

You bitches should join me for a pantless party!

Posted 1 month ago

Playing bingo tonight. Fuck you.

Posted 1 month ago

snorlaxatives:

7 billion people, 14 billion ass cheeks

Posted 1 month ago

Rum and coke in a children’s Thor cup.

Posted 1 month ago
Posted 1 month ago

Fuck you, I meant rum. So now you also get my sausage finger. Eat a dick.

Posted 1 month ago

Fuck you, I have a sword and run.